There seems to be what I can only describe as being a growing malignancy, of sorts, rapidly taking shape out there in Tinsel Town. These loudmouthed perverts used to keep a bit of a lower profile, keeping there rather lunatic notions a little closer to their chests. But they now seem to be quite comfortable in letting their leftist tendencies get the better of them, especially with the socialist we now have in the Oval Office. And recent events would indicate that apparently one fat, beat looking bitch begets another fat, beat lookin bitch. First Kathy Bates came crawlin outta the woodwork showing us all what a freakin genius she is by spewing all kind of gibberish and then right behind her came yet another imbecile, Bette "The Skank" Midler. Ms. Skank apparently has not only a soft spot in her heart for the new occupants of Zuccotti Park, but also a rather soft spot in her head. Because since these protesters, as well as many innocent bystanders, are becoming plagued by increasingly problematic hygiene issues, old "Skank" Midler has decided to come to the rescue, or at least she is offering to buy the protesters much needed porta-potties.
Yup, old "Skank" Midler announced that little idea to yet another fat, beat lookin bitch, one of the resident morons on "The View," Joy "Bimbo" Behar on Tuesday. Skank said that she would purchase portable toilets for the occupiers, as she is happy to see young activists, “saying things that have to be said.”Apparently the toilet discussion came about because of protests from the lower Manhattan community that the protesters are sullying the place up. When "Bimbo" Behar brought the issue up, old "Skank" Midler suggested the families “send some down because toilets are cheap, porta-potties are cheap.” So cheap, in fact, that she offered to send them down herself–and tried to get "Bimbo" Behar to go halfsies on the donation (Behar refused to be involved in any such plot). I'm not sure just how low your IQ has to be before you're able to even watch an entire show of "The View," but it certainly has to be down in single-digits. Let's face, there ain't a whole of brainpower present there on the set. But hey, you know, I guess as long as somebody watching, it's worth keeping on.
Then I guess in what was supposed to be a more serious note, "Skank" Midler commented that, having lived through the protests of the 1960s, which, for her generation, “was just something that you did,” it was inspiring to see young people protesting again. “The point is,” despite politics, she argued, “that they have organized themselves and they are saying things that have to be said.” She also chided the right for being “so old school” as to call the protesters “hippies”– “fifty years have passed, get a new line than ‘dirty hippie.’” And of course old "Skank" Midler couldn't let the opportunity to go by without saying a few words about Texas governor Rick Perry and his recent questionable comments about Barry’s birth certificate. “I don’t think Rick Perry is sure of where he was born!” she joked. Midler then lamented the “shame” she felt over the “indignity” an American president, had to suffer when he was reduced to furnishing the nation with his birth certificate. Wasn't this bitch our there joining in the Hollywood chorus calling Bush every name in the book?
And then of course we have yet another Hollywood loudmouth, one who quite frankly, I used to like. But it will now be cold day in Hell before I decide chuck out the cost of a ticket to see another one of his movies. I mean, just when I thought all of the attacks, whether they are serious statements or bad attempts at even worse jokes, against Sarah Palin and her family seemed to have reached an unprecedented climax, someone new always seems willing to up the ante. And so it was on October 22, that "actor" Orlando Jones tweeted the following little message: "Libyan Rebels kill Gaddafi, if American liberals want respect they better stop listening to Aretha & kill Sarah Palin (:" While it took many people a few days to realize that this was posted to the Twitterverse, commentators and political spectators are just now delving into commentary on the matter. As far as I know, Jones still hadn’t opted to delete the micro-message (then again, there are so many screen captures of it, doing so would be fruitless at this juncture). Instead, he’s been defending it. On October 23, just one day after Jones sent the message, he apparently began responding to angry Tweeps who were less than content with his tweet (which he describes as “inane” and characterizes as a joke). Right, everything is always a joke with jerks.
So, I go back to my original question. Who is it, exactly, among us, those of us who rely so heavily on others to willingly fork over their hard earned money so they we may, in turn, enjoy a good living, that can afford to then insult those doing the forking over? And I'm not talking only about those in the entertainment business. Maybe it's something in the water out there, I really can't explain the level of outright insanity that has now gripped the place any other way. We now have all manner of lunatic residing there, from Tom Hanks and Matt Damon, to Sean Penn and Roseanne Barr to Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman. And of course we can never forget that other fat slob, and perpetual gasbag, Alec Baldwin. The list of Hollywood luminaries goes on and on. Now, apparently, we can also permanently affix to that list, the afore mention cows Midler and Bates and a imbecilic black guy, Jones. To be perfectly frank, I see very few movies these days, essentially because I've been forced to pay ever escalating costs for food, gas and energy. But also, I just don't feel comfortable shelling out the cost of a ticket or of a CD, if it will in any way contribute to these Hollywood liberals being able to continue in their efforts to ruin my country.
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