By the time the election took place I’m sure most
everyone had heard all of the insane rambling coming from so very many of our
rich and famous about how if Donald Trump were to actually win the presidency,
they would all bolt to another country, rather than live in our country with
Trump as president. Well, I guess now
we’ll get to see just how many of those folks are people of their word since
all woke up this morning to the news that just such an event had occurred. Now do I think any of them will make good on
those promises so loudly made? Somehow,
I doubt it. As is usually the case with
liberal morons, they’re typically all show and no go.
So as Election Day polls closed all across the
country on Tuesday and votes began to be tallied, those who comprise
Hollywood’s most progressive celebrities had to be getting more than just a
little concerned that they might actually be called upon to make good on their
threat to leave our country. Frankly I
doubt very seriously that any of these pathetic losers had their bags packed
because the thought that Donald Trump would come to beat Hitlery never even
occurred to them. It was absolutely
inconceivable. In other words, they
thought she had it in the bag. Because
how could the American people not see in Hitlery what they all saw in her?
So here are 16 of Hollywood’s best and ‘brightest’
who had pledged to move out of the United States in the event of a Trump win:
1. Barbra Streisand - “I can’t believe it. I’m
either coming to your country if you’ll let me in, or Canada,” the singer told
60 Minutes in an interview back in August. Streisand has been a vocal supporter
of Hitlery’s candidacy, and appeared at a high-profile fundraiser for the
candidate in New York City earlier this year.
2. Bryan Cranston - “I would definitely move. It’s
not real to me that that would happen. I hope to God it won’t,” Cranston said
in October of the possibility of a Trump victory. The Breaking Bad star
suggested he would take a permanent vacation to Vancouver.
3. Miley Cyrus - The young pop ‘star’ made her point
as only she can do, saying she would “move out da country” if Trump, whom she
called a “f*cking nightmare” were to win the election.
4. Lena Dunham - The Girls star said there is a “100
percent chance” she will pick up and move to Canada if Trump prevails on
Election Day. The diehard Hitlery
supporter said, “I love Canada. I think that it’s a great place, and there’s an
area in Vancouver that I find beautiful and appealing, and I can conduct
business from there.”
5. Amy Schumer - The comedian and Trainwreck actress
said Spain would be her destination of choice if Trump were to win the
presidency. It was back in September
that she said, “My act will change because I will need to learn to speak
Spanish.” And she added, “Because I will move to Spain or somewhere. It’s
beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It’s just too crazy.”
6. Jon Leibowitz - The former Daily Show ‘funnyman’
may want to connect with billionaire space pioneer Elon Musk if Trump wins; he
told People magazine last year that he would consider “getting in a rocket and
going to another planet, because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers.”
7. Cher - The same goes for the rather worn out pop ‘icon’
Cher, who wrote on Twitter that she would be moving to Jupiter if Trump wins.
The “Believe” singer has appeared with Hitlery at campaign events this year.
8. Chelsea Handler - The comedian and talk-show host
said she had already made a contingency plan in the event of a Trump win. She said, “I did buy a house in another
country just in case.” This moron then
went on to say, “So all these people that threaten to leave the country and
then don’t — I actually will leave that country.”
9. Samuel L. Jackson - The veteran actor accused
Trump of running a “hate”-filled campaign in an interview with the Hollywood
Reporter. He told Jimmy Kimmel, “If that
motherf*cker becomes president, I’m moving my black ass to South Africa.”
10. Whoopi Goldberg – The comedian and The View
co-host has repeatedly trashed Trump on the ABC daytime talk show. It was during an episode back in January that
she said, “Listen, he can be whatever party he wants to be.” And said, “What he can’t be is he can’t be the
guy that says it’s your fault stuff isn’t working. That’s not the president I
want. Find a way to make stuff work.”
Adding, “Maybe it’s time for me to move, you know. I can afford to go.”
11. Neve Campbell - The Scream and House of Cards
actress said she would move back to her native Canada if Trump wins the
election. It was in talking about the
motivation behind Trump’s support that this genius said, “They see someone off
the cuff and broad, and they think ‘ok, that’s the voice we need, just someone
honest.'” And then went on to say, “But his honesty is terrifying.”
12. Keegan-Michael Key – The Key and Peele star also
said he’d flee north to Canada in the event of a Trump presidency. It was back in January when he said, “It’s like,
10 minutes from Detroit.” And then added, “That’s where I’m from; my mom lives
there. It’d make her happy too.”
13. George Lopez - “If he wins, he won’t have to
worry about immigration. We’ll all go back,” the Latino comedian and TV star
told TMZ shortly after Trump announced his candidacy in 2015.
14. Ne-Yo - The R&B singer said he’d be moving
to Canada “straight away” if Trump wins.
It was in October that this braindead dipshit said, “Me and Drake gonna
be neighbors if Donald Trump becomes president.”
15. Al ‘Not
So’ Sharpton - The ‘civil rights activist’ told attendees at a Center for
American Progress event in February that he would be looking for flight
reservations if Hitlery did not triumph on Election Day. Sharpton said, “I’m also reserving my ticket
to get out of here if he wins. Only because he’d probably have me deported
anyhow.”
16. Raven-Symoné - The former View co-host and
Disney Channel star is probably already on a flight out. During a February
episode of that stupid little show she said she would move to Canada “if any
Republican gets nominated.”
Now it would seem to me that you have ask yourself
what is it about Trump that has the panties in a knot of all these so-called
celebrities? And to the point where, or
so they claim, that living in a country stupid enough to elect Trump as
president is something they simply cannot bring themselves to do. And something that these morons may not have
completely thought through is the fact that while they may choose to live
elsewhere, they will still be required to pay taxes on any income that they may
earn working here in the United States.
So I guess I’m missing the point they were so desperately trying to make
here. Am I missing something?
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