SO CHRIS CHRISTIE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, BUT WHAT’S HE REALLY UP TO???

So I’m thinking that we can probably just go ahead and file this one under, “Who gives a f*ck?” And, of course, what I’m talking about here is the fact that that fat tub of RINO, Chris Christie, has now made it official, yes, my friends, he’s running to be our next president. Soyet another guy who hasn’t got a snowball’s chance in Hell of actually winning, has now decided to throw his hat into the ring.  And the funny thing is, he has got to know he can’t win. Which kind of makes you wonder just what it is that he truly might be up to. I mean, if he knows he can’t win, why run? And to be perfectly blunt I don’t trust this fat fuck as far as I could throw him.

Christie, once the governor of New Jersey, whom President Trump trounced back in the 2016 presidential primaries, filed paperwork on Tuesday to launch his bid for the Republican 2024 nomination. Christie joins a crowded field of eight candidates, and counting, a field size that some Republicans fear benefits President Trump. Political commentators expect a total of at least ten candidates to vie for the nomination. Christie has often tried to position himself as one of the strongest critics of President Trump, but questions remain if Christie will actually have any impact on the large gap separating President Trump and the growing list of other Republican hopefuls.

Despite the seemingly immovable gap, Christie recently claimed he is a “viable” candidate for the nomination. Christie recently claimed to the Daily Beast, “I am the viable Trump alternative.” Seriously? Christie is a vindictive, belligerent blow-hard and a Trump hating thug. He is just a front for billionaire and Mets owner, Steve Cohen, who hates Trump. He should just man up instead of hiding behind the fat man who polls at 1 percent. Christie is likely running just to split the Republican base and make it easier for the Democrat candidate to win, but with less cheating. Christie’s candidacy will face challenges, not the least of which is why is he even running?

Most folks are of the opinion that he’s simply in the race to act as an attack dog against President Trump. What a loser this guy is. Clearly, his entry into the race has nothing to do with winning and everything to do with trying to drag down President Trump. I have no doubt that he’s doing nothing more than looking for a shot at a little payback for President Trump not bringing him onboard as his Attorney General. This is all about sour grapes and nothing more. And so once again, just as we had back in 2016, we’ll have a group of RINOs versus Donald Trump. And I have no reason to believe that things are going turn out any differently than they did last time.

Christie is completely irrelevant, and he KNOWS it. He’s not even going to come close to winning and is going to garner no more than a percentage point, or two, of support if that. And anyone who would donate to him is a fool, and fools soon part with their money, unless their goal is, as well, to make it harder for President Trump to win. Christie is running because the RINO establishment wants him, and all the other losers running, to bash President Trump day and night. That’s their only goal. And he’s running because he likely needs the money. No one takes Christie seriously anymore. In his best days when he tried to run for 2016 he didn’t get above 3 percent.

I don’t know what Christie can do to tip the scales in his favor that he hasn’t already done or tried. He has zero conservative support, he betrayed both President Trump and America, he is completely out of touch with those whose vote he desperately needs, he has no self-awareness, he is a fair-weather ‘friend,’ is unbelievably stupid, and lastly, but most importantly, he is a slimy card-carrying member of ‘The Swamp.’ In short, he’s just another useless RINO who just wants to grift some of that sweet campaign cash for a ‘run’ that he knows he has no chance of winning. He’s no conservative and he has no integrity. His allegiance is for sale to the highest bidder.

Christie reminds me of Bernie Sanders at this point. They both know there’s no chance in Hell they can win. It’s all about riding on the money these campaigns will leak into their personal lives. But Christie’s in good company, as far as I’m concerned. I wouldn’t consider voting for him or for Nikki Haley, Tim Scott, Ron DeSantis, Asa Hutchinson or Mike Pence. There’s only one person who can get us out of this mess, and it’s President Trump. All of these single digit wonders are hoping beyond all hope that the Democrats are successful in their ongoing effort to put President Trump in jail. Which, you have to admit, is a pathetic reason to be running for president.

Christie is a complete fraud. A typical blood sucking Establishment RINO politician. The political hack who says one thing and then does the opposite. An ‘Republican’ that represents nothing but stupidity and greed. The Republican Party is on very thin ice with me. They are about to lose my vote forever. When will Republicans learn? The only thing the Democrats have over the Republicans is they all stick together. It’s just too bad the Republican Party can’t unify for the good of the country. It’s absolutely stunning the number of people in this country with massive size egos. But I guess they surround themselves with people who tell them what they want to hear.

And just what is it that he can talk about in his effort to entice conservatives to support him. Can he talk about all his great successes in New Jersey including the highest property taxes in the nation, worst business climate in the U.S., massive Medicaid expansion, highest gas tax increase ever in the history of the state and more than every former governor combined and 7 credit downgrades. So comparing his record to that of President Trump why would any rational person choose Christie over President Trump. It baffles me how some of these contenders can be so full of themselves that they actually think they have a chance of becoming President.

Look, the only reason those like Christie are getting into the race, besides hoping that President Trump will be in jail, is to push Democrat talking points during the debates since it looks like the Democrats are not going to subject Joey to doing any debates. They backstabbed President Trump while he was in the White House, and they think they can now prevent his return. They all know they can’t defeat him. So the best they can possibly hope for is to attempt to inflict just enough damage that will allow Joey, or whomever the Democrats may choose to replace him with, to coast easily to the White House come 2024. It’s truly comedy hour, but nobody is laughing.