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You know, the more time goes by, the more apparent it becomes that those who currently reside in the White House quite simply have no class. Our president having now taken sleaziness and dishonesty to a whole new level deserve no respect for the office he holds, because he doesn't respect the office himself. And his wife is no better, exhibiting a sense of entitlement rarely seen from someone bestowed with the honor of living in the people's house. Our president far from viewing his office as a opportunity to lead us into a brighter future, instead sees it merely as a method to inflict upon this great country a horribly skewed political philosophy that will result in condemning countless future generations to live in darkness and poverty and in bondage to an all powerful government. The American people should, at this time, feel very betrayed. The fact that many do not tells us a great deal about that which resides inside many of us. The American spirit which once burned so brightly was already beginning to flicker before Barry ever entered the scene, but since that fateful day in January 2009, it has gotten much dimmer. God forbid Barry gets re-elected, for if that happens I fear that the light may be extinguished all together. And the sad thing is, so many people really don't seem to care all that much. They listen to the garbage spewed by our president and cheer him on ever so enthusiastically. They're lambs being lead to slaughter and don't even know it, and they're dragging the rest of us right along with them. We must rekindle that spirit, and we can only succeed in that endeavor by defeating Barry "Almighty".