For those of you out there who may be having some
level of difficulty in trying to figure out your political identity, it is my
fervent hope that I may provide to you some level of assistance in that regard. So what follows here are those things that I
consider as being some of the more important issues of the day, and what I view
as being the typical Democrat position on those particular issues. So if you find yourself in agreement with any
of what follows, then you, my friend, ‘might be’ a Democrat:
Abortion:
Democrats are generally ‘for’ abortion. Unwanted pregnancy is, like
addiction to drugs or alcohol, tardiness, and procrastination, an affliction
or, as Barry himself has called it, a mistake or a disease. And therefore it is something that needs to
be treated, and paid for by the government.
Animals:
Democrats believe that wild animals should have all the rights that humans
do. They are to be protected from any
harm and allowed to over populate their environment thus increasing the odds
that they will die a slow and agonizing death.
Capital Punishment:
This one is pretty much a no-brainer.
You see, because Democrats view themselves as being genetically
compassionate, they are adamantly opposed to capital punishment no manner how
heinous is the crime that has been committed.
And usually the more heinous the crime the more sympathy is garnered by
the perpetrator and is used as proof that such a person is the victim of a bad
childhood. However, Democrats are quite willing
to make an exception to this opinion, if the victim of the crime committed was a
close friend or part of their family.
The Children:
Democrats claim to love children, but only as a group. They find individual children, even their
own, as being pretty much of a pain in the butt, and view an unborn child as being
nothing more than a useless clump of cells. "We do it for the children"
is always the slogan used by Democrats, whether the particular program at issue
is robbing the tobacco companies or grabbing more land in Colorado. The annoyance of individual children can
always be easily appeased by the hiring of illegal aliens for house nannies.
Crime:
Democrats have this rather naïve, simplistic and idealistic view that
when someone commits a crime, it is society that has failed and should have to
pay, and always in the form of higher taxes and reduced freedom.
Drugs: Democrats
have no qualms about using and form of illicit drugs. In fact they think the
use of such drugs is actually really cool. However, medicinal drugs are another
matter altogether. Since they think of the general populace as children, they
want these drugs to be very highly regulated and strictly controlled.
Education:
Democrats are all in favor of universal government provided education,
aka indoctrination. And in order to make
it ‘fair’, all educational institutions must be equally bad, and as recent
statistics would seem to make very clear, they have been very successful in
that endeavor. However, there is a very
important caveat, because while the majority of in the general population are
forced to contend with public education, politicians, such as Barry “Almighty”,
send their children off to private schools so that when they graduate they
might actually be prepared for college.
Environment:
Democrats see the "environment" as nothing more than another
means to control the masses. Even though the majority of those who comprise the
masses, don’t seem to be buying into the propaganda. But that has had little impact on the energy
with which Democrats continue to push their "Global Warming" agenda. So if you believe that ‘climate change’ or, in
the latest lingo, ‘climate disruption’ is real, then the person looking back at
you in the mirror is most likely a Democrat.
Government Spending:
Democrats make absolutely no excuses when it comes to massive government
spending. It is somehow the
responsibility of the government to provide a happy, healthy, shameless, and
even exciting society, for everyone, regardless of their personal means. And such an endeavor requires a massive
amount of cash from the citizens as well as all you can borrow. Further, to make sure that no citizen gets
into trouble and is in bed each night at a reasonable hour, a huge government
staff is a necessity. This, in turn, requires every dime the public can spare
and even a bit more.
Individual Liberty:
While Democrats are great believers in the ‘concept’ of Liberty, they
also seem to be of the opinion that individual humans need to be restrained
and, of course, that’s only for their own good. It would be irresponsible to
let an individual endanger their health by eating greasy theater popcorn or
drinking water from a mountain stream that hasn't yet been tested by some
government agency. Democrats firmly
believe that every aspect of human activity must be controlled by the supposed
‘superior’ knowledge possessed by some faceless government bureaucrat.
Military: Democrats
view the military, as well as national defense, as being not much more than a
huge money pit. Because, to them, the money
spent on making sure that we are able to defend our nation, could be much
better spent on any number of the social welfare programs that Democrats are so
much in favor of. Democrats also view
the military as being one big Petri Dish, of sorts, and those who serve as
being lab rats, there for the sole purpose of providing to the Democrats with a
means by which they are able to conduct all manner of social experiment.
Privacy: Democrats
believe in the sacred right of privacy as guaranteed by our Founding Fathers.
Unless, of course, it involves money, children, or your conversation on the
phone.
Private Property:
Democrats believe that there is no such thing as ‘private property’,
that all property should be shared equally amongst all the people with enough
left for the animals to ensure their welfare. To insure the proper usage, the government, of
course, must be the sole custodian of said property. What you think is yours,
is actually only on loan to you and may be recalled at any time. The whining of
property owners who lose the millions of dollars when the government declares
that a piece of property is needed for other than what it was originally
purchased for, as if it never belonged to the so-called property owner in the
first place.
Racial Issues:
Democrats believe that all "minority" races are victims,
deemed to be "disadvantaged" and in desperate need of government
help. They see minorities as nothing
more than voting blocks, that are essentially available for purchase at what is
seen as bargain prices, with the expenses incurred being covered by the rest of
us non-minorities.
Religion: Democrats
think religion is cool but only if it’s some "New Age", ancient
Native American superstitions, Far East shamanism, African witch doctors or, what
appears to be their religion of choice, Islam. What they can't stand are the
low class, red neck religions like Church of God and Southern Baptists, or,
essentially, the faith of Christianity as a whole.
Sex: Democrats
support and fully endorse all manner of sexual activity, no matter how perverse
and/or disgusting it might be and with absolutely no age restrictions thought to
be necessary. Any discussion that has as
its topic the morality of the Democrat Party would be a relatively short one. Because when it comes to anything that can be
even remotely identified as being ‘sexual activity’, it would seem that Democrats
have but one very simple rule: If it feels good, do it! The concept of the old fashioned
"male-female" sexual interaction is best left to the lower animals.
Smoking: Democrats
consider any form of smoking of tobacco that is produced by the large
corporations to be evil. The only materials acceptable for smoking are marijuana
or perhaps crack cocaine. If you are invited to the home of one of your cool
friends and are handed a joint, it’s generally accepted as being rude behavior
to refuse it.
War: While
Democrats view themselves as the "Peace Party", what they really are,
are the “Hate America Party” or “The Blame America First” party. They are strongly against war and other police
actions and will attempt to create legislation to limit presidential powers and
to influence public opinion, but, of course, only during Republican
administrations. If it’s the Democrats who
happen to be in charge, well then, such activities are viewed as being OK
because their purpose is to stop violence and to "prevent further suffering
and bloodshed".
Wealth: Democrats
believe in the concept of "wealth redistribution" even if they happen
to be hoarding quite a pile of it. They justify this by the fact that to do
their job requires that they live in a certain high class style that allows
them to associate with the influential.
So there you have it, the finding of your political
identity made easy. If you find yourself
in agreement with one or more of these positions said to held by Democrats, not
only ‘could’ you be a Democrat, you most certainly ARE a Democrat. And as such you can consider yourself being responsible
for the current state of our country.
The Democrat Party has become a wholly destructive force in this
country. Even though you may not intend to, if you vote for any Democrat, you
contribute to that damage.
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