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Tuesday, January 5, 2016

WHY I’M NOW ALL IN FOR HITLERY CLINTON…


By golly, that settles it.  I’m voting for Hitlery.  Who cares about them radical Islamic terrorists, or the fact that our economy is in the crapper, or even how, if elected, she’ll pick up wherever it is that Barry leaves off in the ongoing effort to take our guns.  Because Hitlery has now ‘promised’ that, if elected, she will investigate Area 51 and UFO’s.  That’s what she recently told reporter Daymond Steer of New Hampshire's, ‘The Conway Daily Sun’.  It was in making that promise that she told Steer, and very enthusiastically so, that, "Yes, I'm going to get down to the bottom of it."  Which makes her officially my candidate for president in 2016!

Look, even her husband, ‘Slick Willie’ Clinton, one of only two presidents to ever be impeached, made the comment back in 2014 that he "wouldn't be surprised" if we've already been visited by aliens, and Hitlery agreed by adding, "I think we may have been [visited already]. We don't know for sure."  And it has also been reported that Hillary's campaign manager John Podesta is also a huge proponent of UFOlogy.  Hitlery said, "He has made me personally pledge we are going to get the information out."  And she added, "One way or another. Maybe we could have, like, a task force to go to Area 51."  YOU GO GIRL! Git er done!

I’ve been waiting years for someone to finally be willing to get to the bottom of what’s been going on out there.  And if Hitlery is willing to be the one to do it, well then, the old girl has my vote.  I mean, come on folks, it’s about time that we have a candidate whose priorities match those of the American people.  And it’s about time that we had a high profile politician promising to get to the bottom of this whole UFO conspiracy.  Now I know former Democrat congressman, and candidate for president, Dennis Kucinich has talked about the many conversations he has had with beings from another world, but he’s nowhere near as high profile as Hitlery.

So it’s from this point on that I am now recommending that everyone should be all in for Hitlery.  After all, how can you not be now that she has officially gone on the record promising to address this very important issue and to finally get to the bottom of, and even to possibly expose, whatever it is that’s going on at Area 51.  For those who saw the movie “Independence Day’, you know full well that they’ve been hiding aliens and their spaceships out there since that UFO crashed in Roswell.  And I’m sure you’ve seen that alien autopsy on TV.  So thank God we’ll have Hitlery willing to work to get to the bottom of everything!  It’s about damn time!  

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