THE RETURN OF SANDRA FLUKE...

Well apparently the ‘Official Slut’ of the Democrat Party was able to make some time in what must be her very busy schedule of constantly being on her back, to bob to the surface just long enough to make an appearance on MSNBC. Now I’m sure you all remember Ms. Sandra Fluke, that former "reproductive justice" advocate at Georgetown Law School. It seems that she has now decided to put all of her vast knowledge acquired from spending what must have been years staring at a ceiling, to good use, embarking on a new mission. That being, getting more women to run for elective office.

In what was a brief interview on MSNBC Friday morning, the brilliant Ms. Fluke was asked by, what must have been, one of those stellar 'journalists' there at MSNBC, aka Barry propaganda headquarters, to provide some political insight. Specifically, whether she thought Republicans are remiss in not asking more women to run for office. Now I must admit that I had absolutely no clue that her expertise was so vast. I assumed that it was pretty much limited to possibly being able to recommend various sexual positions that would provide the greatest chance of achieving the best outcome.

In responding to the question, Ms. Fluke said, "I think there are a variety of concerns about how we get women into office." She then went on to say, "It's not only about asking women, which is something we need to do -- but also about making sure that the party leadership and those in elected office are looking for women to succeed them." What a genius, right? Hey here's a concept, how about we focus solely on finding the most qualified people that we can, regardless of their gender, to run for office? People who are genuinely interested in getting our country back on track.

Fluke, obviously a very liberal Democrat, said she hopes the Republican Party succeeds in getting more women to run. "We need to have women representing diverse ideological perspectives," she said. "But in terms of the voter base -- they're not going to get the majority of women's votes until their policies change." After her appearance on MSNBC, Fluke was heading off to San Francisco where she was scheduled to appear at an Emily's List luncheon for a panel discussion on women in politics. Man, wouldn’t you have loved to been a fly on the wall for that one! That must have been hilarious.

Joining her during in what was this silly little MSNBC skit was, of course, none other than Texas State Sen. Wendy Davis, the Democrat who it's being rumored is planning on making a run for governor of Texas. Now her main claim to fame, and perhaps her only claim to fame, stems from pretty much nothing more than her little episode from earlier this summer. That of course being her 11-hour filibuster in defense of all things, "abortion rights." And also I heard that she recently posed for a spread in Vogue, although, personally, I would have thought Monster Magazine as more appropriate.

Fluke told MSNBC on Friday, "If we truly want to have a democracy, we have to make sure that our government looks like our population. And right now it doesn't." It should come as no surprise, I suppose, that she hailed Hitlery Clinton as being a positive role model for female leadership: "We see what a difference it makes internationally, the message that we send to the world, when we have women in leadership." But I'm thinking that, maybe, she should have looked for a little better example than 'Benghazi Hitlery' to bolster her argument. Just sayin. Hitlery ain’t much of a leader.

Look, I'm all in favor of finding more women to run for office. But at the same time I do not think that gender, like race, should play a part in determining any candidate's qualifications. After all, haven't we learned anything from the disastrous results you get when you elect someone whose only qualification for office is that he's black? What we need to focus on is the electing of the most qualified conservatives that we can find. And it shouldn't really matter what race they are nor should it matter what gender they are. The country is going down the tubes and liberalism is what's to blame!

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THE RETURN OF OUR FAVORITE 'BIRTH-CONTROL ADVOCATE', SANDRA FLUKE…

Well, well, well, it would seem that everybody's favorite birth control 'activist', Ms. Sandra " Loose Lips" Fluke, must now be on the Barry "Almighty" payroll since she is now sending out official campaign emails. In a recent email that went out late Wednesday night, our rather infamous Georgetown Law Student attempted to link the idiotic comments recently made by Rep. Todd Akin to the campaign platforms of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. Akin, as I'm sure you're all aware by now, unless you've been living under a rock, is the Republican Missouri Senate candidate, who recently said that victims of “legitimate rape” don’t get pregnant because “the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.” Akin has since apologized and been asked to step down by every legitimate branch of the party. And yet, all manner of unscrupulous Democrat has continued to do their best to score some manner of politic points at his expense.

Ms. Fluke notes this quote in her silly email as she attempts to somehow imply that Romney’s platform is in “lockstep with Akin on the major women’s health issues of our time.” That's really quite a stretch since Akins comments really had nothing to do with "women's health issues of our time." Little Ms. Fluke goes on to lament the addition of the “Human Life Amendment” to the republican party platform. And she did her best to confer Akin's comments on the entire Republican Party. ”This controversy is not an accident, or a mistake, or an isolated incident. It’s a reflection of a Republican Party whose policies are dangerous for women,” Fluke babbled. Well maybe dangerous for women who, like Ms. Fluke, apparently enjoy spending an inordinate amount of time on their backs. And for her to make such an idiotic statement in the first place, makes it pretty obvious that she is either naïve or very willing to allow herself to be manipulated.


And she then, as to be expected, invoked that mean old Rush Limbaugh as her related to her thoroughly choreographed little controversy that resulted from her supposedly advocating for free birth control in front of what was nothing more than a kangaroo congressional panel. “Without knowing me or my story, Rush Limbaugh called me a “slut” and a “prostitute” on his radio show.” Fluke notes that Barry “stood with us” after the incident but Romney did “not condemn” the remark. Well look, you know what they say about the shoe that fits. After all, what is there to say about someone for whom the most important thing in their life seems to be…sex. Fluke closes the email by glowingly quoting Barry "Almighty": “What I think these comments do underscore is why we shouldn’t have a bunch of politicians, a majority of whom are men, making health care decisions on behalf of women.” BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

See the complete Email Below:

Ben –

In a recent statement that was both factually inaccurate and horribly offensive, Republican Missouri Senate candidate Rep. Todd Akin said that victims of “legitimate rape” don’t get pregnant because “the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan tried to distance themselves from the remark — but the fact is they‘re in lockstep with Akin on the major women’s health issues of our time. Just this morning, the Republican Party voted to include the “Human Life Amendment” in their platform, calling for a constitutional ban on abortions nationwide, even for rape victims. Several Romney supporters and advisers stood silently by while this vote took place, and the Los Angeles Times reports that the platform “was written at the direction of Romney’s campaign.”
President Obama spoke out in response to Akin’s comments: “What I think these comments do underscore is why we shouldn’t have a bunch of politicians, a majority of whom are men, making health care decisions on behalf of women.”
This controversy is not an accident, or a mistake, or an isolated incident. It’s a reflection of a Republican Party whose policies are dangerous for women.
I entered this national debate on women’s rights in February, when, as a Georgetown Law student, I testified before members of Congress on the issue of contraception.
Without knowing me or my story, Rush Limbaugh called me a “slut” and a “prostitute” on his radio show.
Many Americans stepped forward to tell me they agreed with me, and supported my right to speak out without being verbally attacked. President Obama stood with us.
Mitt Romney, on the other hand? He didn’t even condemn the remark, instead saying only: “It’s not the language I would have used.”
Since that moment, I’m even more resolved to continue the fight to make sure every single woman — and every man who cares about the women in his life — knows exactly what’s at stake in this election. The Republicans are frighteningly clear on these issues.
The party platform itself includes a “salute” to states that have pushed “informed consent” laws, such as those that force women seeking an abortion to first undergo an invasive and medically unnecessary ultrasound.
Just last year, Paul Ryan joined Todd Akin and more than 200 other Republicans in co-sponsoring legislation that would have narrowed the definition of rape, limiting which victims of rape were “legitimate” enough to receive financial assistance for access to abortion care.
Mitt Romney famously says he would “get rid of” Planned Parenthood if he had the chance. And both Romney and Ryan pledge to go back to a system where insurance companies can discriminate against women and charge us more than men for the same health insurance.
Akin‘s comments shouldn’t be surprising. But this isn’t about him — just like it was never about me.
President Obama has told us what he’s fighting for: “I want women to control their own health choices, just like I want my daughters to have the same opportunities as your sons.”
Republicans, led by Romney and Ryan, have made it clear that they want to make our decisions for us.
President Obama trusts us to make our own.
It’s as simple as that. Join me and stand with him today:

Thanks,

Sandra Fluke

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